Perfectly prissy poodles, pompously professing pride,
Too proud to ever be housebroke, too highborn to live outside!
When a trip out-of-doors would seem most expedient,
They choose just that time to be most disobedient.
They either hide, in a top secret venture,
Or defiantly turn their back on your censure.
Oh, they’re smart enough, of this I am sure,
But a stroll on the lawn seems too much to endure!
They can sit, and beg, and prance around all smug,
But do you think they can learn not to go on my rug?!
Too proud to ever be housebroke, too highborn to live outside!
When a trip out-of-doors would seem most expedient,
They choose just that time to be most disobedient.
They either hide, in a top secret venture,
Or defiantly turn their back on your censure.
Oh, they’re smart enough, of this I am sure,
But a stroll on the lawn seems too much to endure!
They can sit, and beg, and prance around all smug,
But do you think they can learn not to go on my rug?!
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