Ego-centrifuge

With iphones, itunes, ipods, argh!
Its always I or me.
In this ingrate, self-indulgent world,
I'm glad we have the Wii!

Turn Me Around

This morning I looked in the mirror
And experienced a curious sight.
The old man looking back at me
Had his left hand on his right.

If left is right and right is left,
Why is not up-side down?
I suppose it would be too difficult
To smile when we wanted to frown!??.