Its time that I were exercising
The art of pigeon sex surmising
Here, in my lofty pigeon pen.
Be they cock, or dainty hen?
Is this a male? I answer “Yes!”
Truth be told, its just a guess.
He drags his tail, and struts his stuff,
He bows his head and acts real tough!
So I surmise, ‘A handsome cock!’
Imagine my bewildered shock,
How can it be? I humbly beg.
This cock of mine just laid an egg!
