Miss Pettigrew, our coach in math
Was mad as mad can be!
A rubber band had hit her cheek
And raised a welt, you see.
Young Tommy Jones, a fair haired boy
Was just aiming for some fun,
But was slow to hide the evidence;
A smoking rubber-band gun!
To purge this foul corruption,
And confiscated Tommy’s gun;
A weapon of math disruption!
Probably more than that. My nephew was expelled from high school in California for having several of those little string-pull popper firecrackers - explosives you see.
ReplyDeleteTee-hee-hee. Math Disruption.
ReplyDeleteand to add to Sailor's comment a niece was expelled for having one of those tiny 2" Swiss army knives
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